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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:38

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way